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1 comments | Sunday, January 08, 2006

//disclaimer

Now, mind you i'm not complaining.. I am not saying in any way that this is a bad thing. I LIKE this change. I have already had this conversation with her, so she knows that i'm saying all this stuff... don't be offended for her. None of those

//end disclaimer

I have known my wife for coming up on 7 years... we have been married for 2 of those years, we dated for 3 and a half years before that. I have seen her almost every day in those 7 years. Not one time in the history of my knowing her have I heard these words: "I need to get up and cook breakfast".

I NEED to get up and cook breakfast?? You NEED TO?

And then we top that off with "Can I make you some coffee?"

I thought for a minute I was dreaming.. never, in somewhere around 2500 days that I have known this woman has she expressed the NEED to cook breakfast, and it would be a most rare occurance for her to offer to make coffee! Oh, sure she's said "I think i'm gonna cook breakfast" before... and that is kind of unusual, but not shockingly so.. more usual is "Can we go to Cracker Barrel" but this NEED?!!?!!

I had regained composure, got up and got ready to take a shower when I hear dishes clanking... SHE'S LOADING THE DISHWASHER??? I HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED IT!

Oy vey!

So, pod people.. whoever you are.. thank you for leaving me a wife that is still as sweet and beautiful as my original wife, but man that coffee was good... Biscuits and Gravy... Eggs.. I like her.. good job.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When she starts cleaning, please let me know. I will pay for the flight.

Thanks,
Russell

8:19 AM

 

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